For the love of a lousy buck...

"I saw thousands
who could have overcome the darkness
For the love of a lousy buck
I watched them die"
-Bob Dylan

September 2, 2011 at 12:12pm
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myheartonthefloor asked: hey buck! what's good?

Pasta primavera. Paul Thorn. Bob Dylan. Anchor Steam beer. A manhattan (always shaken). An Audi S5. Cash the Wonderpoodle. My family. A Giants home game where the wind blows out only when they’re batting. Orange. Annie Proulx. Calvin Trillin. Kissing. My new Logitech Performance MX mouse. Hank Williams. Louis La’mour. Red wine. The Mendocino coastline. San Francisco. Sometimessarcasticrylie’s photos. My job. Your posts. Oh, and long drives with no particular place to go. Thanks for asking.

August 28, 2011 at 11:22am
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Tumblr Crushes:
sometimessarcasticrylie
sassmasster
totallycoty
hideyourluvaway
abangnotawhimper
simplycharli
blogsfromlastnight
thedude——
spiralingsideways
I read and enjoy WAY more than I heart. I may go to your Tumblr but it’s just too damn tedious to return to the timeline, hope the post is there (it’s not always) and heart and then go back to your timeline. So know that I’m reading and feeling the appropriate emotion to be supportive of your feelings. Kindly add a heart mentally if you don’t see my name there.

Tumblr Crushes:

I read and enjoy WAY more than I heart. I may go to your Tumblr but it’s just too damn tedious to return to the timeline, hope the post is there (it’s not always) and heart and then go back to your timeline. So know that I’m reading and feeling the appropriate emotion to be supportive of your feelings. Kindly add a heart mentally if you don’t see my name there.

August 26, 2011 at 8:31pm
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Tumblr Crushes:
fredasaurusrex
sometimessarcasticrylie
totallycoty
darksidelawyer
sweetheatherbee
amiees
abangnotawhimper
saralaughs
notalwaysphunny
This is like that Iowa straw poll. Fred wins. The first step in the long road to the White House. 

Tumblr Crushes:

This is like that Iowa straw poll. Fred wins. The first step in the long road to the White House. 

August 24, 2011 at 9:26pm
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Tumblr Crushes:
abangnotawhimper
sassmasster
darksidelawyer
fredasaurusrex
sometimessarcasticrylie
totallycoty
meyechael
nickadoola
titsandsass
This is a fucking amazing list. Semisweetsarcasticrylie in the center square and bang, coty, nick, fred, sass and all. This is one of my favorites ever. I thought my list from November 24, 2010 would never be topped. But damn.

Tumblr Crushes:

This is a fucking amazing list. Semisweetsarcasticrylie in the center square and bang, coty, nick, fred, sass and all. This is one of my favorites ever. I thought my list from November 24, 2010 would never be topped. But damn.

August 23, 2011 at 8:07pm
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Tumblr Crushes:
sometimessarcasticrylie
nickadoola
davidklein5
saralaughs
thatchris
emppalp
elvisbrady
cuddlyninja
totallycoty
I read Tumblr for the articles but when I do look at the pictures, they belong to SSR.

Tumblr Crushes:

I read Tumblr for the articles but when I do look at the pictures, they belong to SSR.

August 22, 2011 at 5:10pm
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I somehow got some new followers today. Awesome ones.

I’m going to turn it up a notch and try to attain Tumblr ninja status. If you have a Kevlar suit, I’d wear it. Just sayin’.

Sometimessarcasticrylie beseeched me to post more. I’ll try to comply.

August 20, 2011 at 9:30am
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Tumblr Crushes:
thecleanestivebeen
mandamumbles-deactivated2011081
sometimessarcasticrylie
emppalp
ilm81
misterprankster
sarahgetsit
bunnkwio
sarkastickunt
Interesting list. Thanks for being interesting~

Tumblr Crushes:

Interesting list. Thanks for being interesting~

August 19, 2011 at 9:27am
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Tumblr Crushes:
undeniablyso - It was her birthday apparently.
sometimessarcasticrylie - I don’t know if she now owns an iPhone or an iPhone now owns her but we haven’t heard the last of this. She gets upset that I kid too much and don’t mention that she’s gorgeous and Canadian often enough. 
ernby - She can play ‘Heart and Soul’ without a piano. She has plenty of both.
rossrants - A guy I could hang out with. Or is it ‘a guy with whom I could hang out’.
thatchris - Ditto. Plus he knows who the hell Hayes Carll is.
sarahgetsit - Cute and witty. She’d be fun to go on a crime spree with. Not ‘Natural Born Killers’ or anything. Maybe just shoplifting Slim Jims. But something.
abangnotawhimper - I’ve always been attracted to women in glasses with large, natural brains.
fredasaurusrex - Fred needs a talk show on TV. Not a fucking podcast. A fucking TV show. And anyone who tunes in to Maury or Springer or any of those shows would be redirected to FredTV where they would be told to wake the fuck up and focus on their own lives rather than bullshit.
nickadoola - My wife already told me Nick’s on the list of guys she’d leave me for. The good news is that Nick’s gay. The bad news is that it’s a long fucking list. Love this guy like a brother.

Tumblr Crushes:

  • undeniablyso - It was her birthday apparently.
  • sometimessarcasticrylie - I don’t know if she now owns an iPhone or an iPhone now owns her but we haven’t heard the last of this. She gets upset that I kid too much and don’t mention that she’s gorgeous and Canadian often enough. 
  • ernby - She can play ‘Heart and Soul’ without a piano. She has plenty of both.
  • rossrants - A guy I could hang out with. Or is it ‘a guy with whom I could hang out’.
  • thatchris - Ditto. Plus he knows who the hell Hayes Carll is.
  • sarahgetsit - Cute and witty. She’d be fun to go on a crime spree with. Not ‘Natural Born Killers’ or anything. Maybe just shoplifting Slim Jims. But something.
  • abangnotawhimper - I’ve always been attracted to women in glasses with large, natural brains.
  • fredasaurusrex - Fred needs a talk show on TV. Not a fucking podcast. A fucking TV show. And anyone who tunes in to Maury or Springer or any of those shows would be redirected to FredTV where they would be told to wake the fuck up and focus on their own lives rather than bullshit.
  • nickadoola - My wife already told me Nick’s on the list of guys she’d leave me for. The good news is that Nick’s gay. The bad news is that it’s a long fucking list. Love this guy like a brother.

August 17, 2011 at 10:38am
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sometimessarcasticrylie gets really irritated when I imply that there are any advantages to being older.

I’ve had more time to hear jokes. So there’s that.

12:01am
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Tumblr Crushes:
stephiehell
sarahgetsit
abangnotawhimper
eapricot
sometimessarcasticrylie
thedude——
pretty-purple-pancake
waxxingqueen
thatchicmichelle
This is an awesome crushlist. Everyone on this list can contact me for a complimentary glasses cleaning.

Tumblr Crushes:

This is an awesome crushlist. Everyone on this list can contact me for a complimentary glasses cleaning.