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September 02, 2011
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myheartonthefloor asked: hey buck! what's good?

Pasta primavera. Paul Thorn. Bob Dylan. Anchor Steam beer. A manhattan (always shaken). An Audi S5. Cash the Wonderpoodle. My family. A Giants home game where the wind blows out only when they’re batting. Orange. Annie Proulx. Calvin Trillin. Kissing. My new Logitech Performance MX mouse. Hank Williams. Louis La’mour. Red wine. The Mendocino coastline. San Francisco. Sometimessarcasticrylie’s photos. My job. Your posts. Oh, and long drives with no particular place to go. Thanks for asking.

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August 28, 2011
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Tumblr Crushes: sometimessarcasticrylie sassmasster totallycoty hideyourluvaway abangnotawhimper simplycharli blogsfromlastnight thedude—— spiralingsideways I read and enjoy WAY more than I heart. I may go to your Tumblr but it’s just too damn tedious to return to the timeline, hope the post is there (it’s not always) and heart and then go back to your timeline. So know that I’m reading and feeling the appropriate emotion to be supportive of your feelings. Kindly add a heart mentally if you don’t see my name there.

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I read and enjoy WAY more than I heart. I may go to your Tumblr but it’s just too damn tedious to return to the timeline, hope the post is there (it’s not always) and heart and then go back to your timeline. So know that I’m reading and feeling the appropriate emotion to be supportive of your feelings. Kindly add a heart mentally if you don’t see my name there.

Tags: sometimessarcasticrylie sassmasster totallycoty hideyourluvaway abangnotawhimper simplycharli blogsfromlastnight thedude---- spiralingsideways

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August 26, 2011
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Tumblr Crushes: fredasaurusrex sometimessarcasticrylie totallycoty darksidelawyer sweetheatherbee amiees abangnotawhimper saralaughs notalwaysphunny This is like that Iowa straw poll. Fred wins. The first step in the long road to the White House. 

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This is like that Iowa straw poll. Fred wins. The first step in the long road to the White House. 

Tags: fredasaurusrex sometimessarcasticrylie totallycoty darksidelawyer sweetheatherbee amiees abangnotawhimper saralaughs notalwaysphunny

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August 25, 2011
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Tumblr Crushes: abangnotawhimper sassmasster darksidelawyer fredasaurusrex sometimessarcasticrylie totallycoty meyechael nickadoola titsandsass This is a fucking amazing list. Semisweetsarcasticrylie in the center square and bang, coty, nick, fred, sass and all. This is one of my favorites ever. I thought my list from November 24, 2010 would never be topped. But damn.

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This is a fucking amazing list. Semisweetsarcasticrylie in the center square and bang, coty, nick, fred, sass and all. This is one of my favorites ever. I thought my list from November 24, 2010 would never be topped. But damn.

Tags: abangnotawhimper sassmasster darksidelawyer fredasaurusrex sometimessarcasticrylie totallycoty meyechael nickadoola titsandsass

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August 23, 2011
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Tumblr Crushes: sometimessarcasticrylie nickadoola davidklein5 saralaughs thatchris emppalp elvisbrady cuddlyninja totallycoty I read Tumblr for the articles but when I do look at the pictures, they belong to SSR.

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I read Tumblr for the articles but when I do look at the pictures, they belong to SSR.

Tags: sometimessarcasticrylie nickadoola davidklein5 saralaughs thatchris emppalp elvisbrady cuddlyninja totallycoty

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August 22, 2011
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I somehow got some new followers today. Awesome ones.

I’m going to turn it up a notch and try to attain Tumblr ninja status. If you have a Kevlar suit, I’d wear it. Just sayin’.

Sometimessarcasticrylie beseeched me to post more. I’ll try to comply.

Tags: Sometimessarcasticrylie ninja kevlar since when do i do tags? beseeched

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August 20, 2011
Tumblr Crushes: thecleanestivebeen mandamumbles-deactivated2011081 sometimessarcasticrylie emppalp ilm81 misterprankster sarahgetsit bunnkwio sarkastickunt Interesting list. Thanks for being interesting~

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Interesting list. Thanks for being interesting~

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August 19, 2011
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Tumblr Crushes: undeniablyso - It was her birthday apparently. sometimessarcasticrylie - I don’t know if she now owns an iPhone or an iPhone now owns her but we haven’t heard the last of this. She gets upset that I kid too much and don’t mention that she’s gorgeous and Canadian often enough.  ernby - She can play ‘Heart and Soul’ without a piano. She has plenty of both. rossrants - A guy I could hang out with. Or is it ‘a guy with whom I could hang out’. thatchris - Ditto. Plus he knows who the hell Hayes Carll is. sarahgetsit - Cute and witty. She’d be fun to go on a crime spree with. Not ‘Natural Born Killers’ or anything. Maybe just shoplifting Slim Jims. But something. abangnotawhimper - I’ve always been attracted to women in glasses with large, natural brains. fredasaurusrex - Fred needs a talk show on TV. Not a fucking podcast. A fucking TV show. And anyone who tunes in to Maury or Springer or any of those shows would be redirected to FredTV where they would be told to wake the fuck up and focus on their own lives rather than bullshit. nickadoola - My wife already told me Nick’s on the list of guys she’d leave me for. The good news is that Nick’s gay. The bad news is that it’s a long fucking list. Love this guy like a brother.

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  • undeniablyso - It was her birthday apparently.
  • sometimessarcasticrylie - I don’t know if she now owns an iPhone or an iPhone now owns her but we haven’t heard the last of this. She gets upset that I kid too much and don’t mention that she’s gorgeous and Canadian often enough. 
  • ernby - She can play ‘Heart and Soul’ without a piano. She has plenty of both.
  • rossrants - A guy I could hang out with. Or is it ‘a guy with whom I could hang out’.
  • thatchris - Ditto. Plus he knows who the hell Hayes Carll is.
  • sarahgetsit - Cute and witty. She’d be fun to go on a crime spree with. Not ‘Natural Born Killers’ or anything. Maybe just shoplifting Slim Jims. But something.
  • abangnotawhimper - I’ve always been attracted to women in glasses with large, natural brains.
  • fredasaurusrex - Fred needs a talk show on TV. Not a fucking podcast. A fucking TV show. And anyone who tunes in to Maury or Springer or any of those shows would be redirected to FredTV where they would be told to wake the fuck up and focus on their own lives rather than bullshit.
  • nickadoola - My wife already told me Nick’s on the list of guys she’d leave me for. The good news is that Nick’s gay. The bad news is that it’s a long fucking list. Love this guy like a brother.

Tags: undeniablyso sometimessarcasticrylie ernby rossrants thatchris sarahgetsit abangnotawhimper fredasaurusrex nickadoola

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August 17, 2011
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sometimessarcasticrylie gets really irritated when I imply that there are any advantages to being older.

I’ve had more time to hear jokes. So there’s that.

Tags: sometimessarcasticrylie Being old is fucking awesome Shut up. It might be.

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August 17, 2011
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Tumblr Crushes: stephiehell sarahgetsit abangnotawhimper eapricot sometimessarcasticrylie thedude—— pretty-purple-pancake waxxingqueen thatchicmichelle This is an awesome crushlist. Everyone on this list can contact me for a complimentary glasses cleaning.

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This is an awesome crushlist. Everyone on this list can contact me for a complimentary glasses cleaning.

Tags: stephiehell sarahgetsit abangnotawhimper eapricot sometimessarcasticrylie thedude---- pretty-purple-pancake waxxingqueen thatchicmichelle