Tumblr Crushes:
sassmasster
capn1eye
duhaly
misterprankster
missing-a
twimynx
stumblingdrunkinwisconsin
beingphunny
chic-named-star
Hey. A crushlist. Happy birthday, to the charming and musical misterprankster.

Tumblr Crushes:

Hey. A crushlist. Happy birthday, to the charming and musical misterprankster.

Tumblr Crushes:
fredasaurusrex
wentdog
thecexshow
paudaily
crazyblurryme
devilishmess
simplycharli
sassmasster
iamjenn2
If you are on this list, there is a 33.3% chance I’ve seen your boobs in the last couple of hours. Or your puppy. That’s not a double entendre. I mean a small, young dog. In any event, well played.

Tumblr Crushes:

If you are on this list, there is a 33.3% chance I’ve seen your boobs in the last couple of hours. Or your puppy. That’s not a double entendre. I mean a small, young dog. In any event, well played.

Tumblr Crushes:
undeniablyso
melig1399
mongrelheartme
fredasaurusrex
kindasarcasticrylie
thatchicmichelle
iftheytakemystapler
lovebead
sassmasster
I’m excited about this list! Wow. I had to post it.
Tumblr Crushes:
sassmasster
comictragedy
cleanandfree
misterprankster
cuddlyninja
wentdog
wordsworthinc
darksidelawyer
shortgirl41
kindasarcasticrylie is kinda not posting much apparently. Plus she accused me of posting a drunk vid last night when clearly I showed a full glass (and a gentleman only has one). I’m especially enjoying Prank’s freeform posts and Sass’s dating highlights.

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kindasarcasticrylie is kinda not posting much apparently. Plus she accused me of posting a drunk vid last night when clearly I showed a full glass (and a gentleman only has one). I’m especially enjoying Prank’s freeform posts and Sass’s dating highlights.

Tumblr Crushes:
thatchicmichelle
kindasarcasticrylie
nerdfaced
sassmasster
pixie-belz
goodbeermusicandbaseball
mongrelheartme
ficklechick
thefogbender
Good looking group. Nice people. Funny. Decidedly not depressing.

Tumblr Crushes:

Good looking group. Nice people. Funny. Decidedly not depressing.

Tumblr Crushes:
afoldedmind
kaonicks
filthygorgeousfembot
sassmasster
ficklechick
im-tricia
blanddiva11
emppalp
talkingtomeself
Beautiful women and Matt to run the camera. So, just like my real life.

Tumblr Crushes:

Beautiful women and Matt to run the camera. So, just like my real life.

Tumblr Crushes:
sometimessarcasticrylie
sassmasster
totallycoty
hideyourluvaway
abangnotawhimper
simplycharli
blogsfromlastnight
thedude——
spiralingsideways
I read and enjoy WAY more than I heart. I may go to your Tumblr but it’s just too damn tedious to return to the timeline, hope the post is there (it’s not always) and heart and then go back to your timeline. So know that I’m reading and feeling the appropriate emotion to be supportive of your feelings. Kindly add a heart mentally if you don’t see my name there.

Tumblr Crushes:

I read and enjoy WAY more than I heart. I may go to your Tumblr but it’s just too damn tedious to return to the timeline, hope the post is there (it’s not always) and heart and then go back to your timeline. So know that I’m reading and feeling the appropriate emotion to be supportive of your feelings. Kindly add a heart mentally if you don’t see my name there.

Tumblr Crushes:
abangnotawhimper
sassmasster
darksidelawyer
fredasaurusrex
sometimessarcasticrylie
totallycoty
meyechael
nickadoola
titsandsass
This is a fucking amazing list. Semisweetsarcasticrylie in the center square and bang, coty, nick, fred, sass and all. This is one of my favorites ever. I thought my list from November 24, 2010 would never be topped. But damn.

Tumblr Crushes:

This is a fucking amazing list. Semisweetsarcasticrylie in the center square and bang, coty, nick, fred, sass and all. This is one of my favorites ever. I thought my list from November 24, 2010 would never be topped. But damn.

Tumblr Crushes:
sometimessarcasticrylie
4petesakes61
melig1399
angelahelga
misterprankster
sweetheatherbee
sarahgetsit
shhhmegs
sassmasster

Mickey Mouse went to his lawyer’s office, looking to file for divorce from Minnie. He sits down with the lawyer, and explains why he wants it. The lawyer looks at him, sighs, and says “I’m sorry, Mickey, but this is New York, and in New York you need grounds for a divorce — and unfortunately mental illness isn’t grounds for divorce in this state.” Mickey looks at him for a moment, and says “I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.”

Tumblr Crushes:

Mickey Mouse went to his lawyer’s office, looking to file for divorce from Minnie. He sits down with the lawyer, and explains why he wants it. 

The lawyer looks at him, sighs, and says “I’m sorry, Mickey, but this is New York, and in New York you need grounds for a divorce — and unfortunately mental illness isn’t grounds for divorce in this state.” 

Mickey looks at him for a moment, and says “I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.”

Tumblr Crushes:
sarahgetsit
fredasaurusrex
sassmasster
misterprankster
chic-named-star
thatchicmichelle
im-tricia
theblessmess
missdnasty
The thing that rescued this from being the worst Tumblr day ever is this list.

Tumblr Crushes:

The thing that rescued this from being the worst Tumblr day ever is this list.