Mickey Mouse went to his lawyer’s office, looking to file for divorce from Minnie. He sits down with the lawyer, and explains why he wants it.
The lawyer looks at him, sighs, and says “I’m sorry, Mickey, but this is New York, and in New York you need grounds for a divorce — and unfortunately mental illness isn’t grounds for divorce in this state.”
Mickey looks at him for a moment, and says “I didn’t say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.”