- mentalextensions (4%)
- marcusthetoken (4%)
- titsandsass (3%)
- caribbeanwind (3%)
- antiliasback (3%)
- abettervisionofme (2%)
- some1s-sista (2%)
- roothakers (2%)
- theleanover (2%)
Judge me. You were going to anyway.
Judge me. You were going to anyway.
antiliasback asked: What do you think of me?
You know I love you. One time on Twitter in the mid-1970s, you replied that you thought one of my tweets was funny and I almost wet my pants. At the time, I was wetting my pants regularly so not quite wetting them was a personal victory and set me up for bigger and better things. Plus, you’d message me from China or some exotic location and I felt like a global motherfucker. You’re awesome.
Tumblr Crushes:
Thanks to all y’all.
Tumblr Crushes:
Thanks for making me heart things.
Tumblr Crushes:
Why does it make me so happy to post these things? If you knew me, you’d know it’s not the kind of thing I’d do. These are indeed some of my favorites.
Tumblr Crushes:
So remember the other day when I got all concerned about my moral compass and the terrible state of my intellect and unfollowed all the porny Tumblrs because I wanted to create rather than numb myself with the lowest common denominator of my basest instincts? What the fuck was I thinking?