Tumblr Crushes:
- kindasarcastickristi - Great photographer and friend. Canadian. Not Canadianish.
- abangnotawhimper - Makes me think. I fantasize about us eating pastrami sandwiches and smoking cigars together discussing Kafka. Probably won’t happen for a number of reasons.
- darksidelawyer - I probably read dsl’s posts most carefully.
- fredasaurusrex - The human airhorn. The little brother I never had.
- capn1eye - We’re twin sons from different mothers. But hot mothers.
- damngypsy - Fabulous writer. Needs more followers on Tumblr. And maybe a boyfriend.
- thecexshow - Wonderful person. Has her haircut virtually every day.
- misterprankster - Truly one of my favorite people here.
- bumbys - She-Ditka.
