January 2012
Things that make me happy
Clean, cool, crisp, white sheets. The higher the thread count the better. I love my 1000s. I’m a lover of cool sheets on my feets.
Live music of almost any kind.
The Continental Club in Austin.
Going to a party I’m not looking forward to and finding out they’re serving really great wine.
When someone almost tells me about their kids’ soccer game and then...
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filthygorgeousfembot replied to your post: I could live until 108 so yes, I’m ‘middle aged’…
YOU ARE NOT A DAY OLDER THAN 12! I KNOW THiS!
Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you??
I could live until 108 so yes, I'm 'middle...
If you’re wondering when you mature, I’m 54 and when they say “blowhole” on Whale Wars, I crack up. So it’s not 54. But I’ll report back as things progress.
TT: Showing you the door.
You know when you quit Tumblr and you post that “I’m quitting Tumblr because I need to focus and I love my family” post? I know you don’t mean it this way but it just sounds like you’re telling me that I’m unfocused and I don’t love my family if I don’t quit with you.
Because of that, the feeling of, “Hey, good for him/her” that you...
Are you a hot shit iOS developer or do you know...
And do you or this person want a great job at a great company? You can work from home so you can be located anywhere in the US or maybe even Canada. It would be awesome if you or this person were not allergic to work and it’s mandatory that you or this person are not an ass.
I know of such an opening. Askbox me if you want.
I’m sorry if this is considered spam. I’ll only do it...
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I respect your opinion...
isagiatt replied to your photo: EuroMugshot. At home, I prefer a small cup of…
But a big mug of *good* coffee can be even better. Just sayin’
But if you can drink it fast enough to make it *good* at the bottom, it wasn’t hot enough or you would have burned your lips at the start. Multiple smaller cups give you consistent taste and temperature. In extreme situations (long car rides,...
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sayruhsarah-deactivated20130516 asked: What ranks as the first greatest?
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No. YOU'RE kind of an asshole today.
What do you think Tom Brady’s fantasy is? Don’t say “be rich and fuck a supermodel” because that’s his day job. It must suck to live in a world without dreams.
I wonder if there are $1 WalMart giftcards to throw on the stage at strip clubs in Arkansas.
I think when I interview potential employees from now on, I’ll start with “Have you ever paid for...
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lotsofbears:
I love Christmastime. There’s no doubt about it. But one thing I don’t love are people who are more beautiful and lead more exciting lives than I do. These people are known as Jessica Smith or “Catalogue People,” more specifically holiday catalogue people. Catalogue people are perfect, and…
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Then, there was the time I thought I was magic...
The best advice I ever got for picking players for a fantasy baseball team came from this genius Indian guy. He didn’t know a ton about baseball but he knew from statistics. And if you boil all of the beauty, skill, drama and humanity out of baseball, the residue is indeed numbers. He told me that generally speaking, everyone comes back to their career statistical average during the course...
This Tumblr is full of long hilarious posts that...
http://lotsofbears.tumblr.com/
I don’t understand how to reblog from it or I would. Go there and read. Catalogue People and Why My Boyfriend Will Never Leave Me were particularly good.
I just looked up my university (San Jose State) on...
They have a list of ‘famous people’ and most I knew (lots of sports folks, Stevie Nicks, Lindsay Buckingham, The Smothers Brothers, Amy Tan and many more) but I was excited for some reason to find out that the inventor of Botts Dots came from SJSU.
Those are those raised dots they put on highways to let you know you’re changing lanes. My heart swelled with pride.
San Jose...
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Truthful Tuesday: Wednesday Edition
Out of all the stars I get on tweets, there are a couple of people that I look for and get excited when they star something.
Only one follows me on Tumblr. I’ll never divulge because if I say it out loud, this person will either stop starring or overstar.
I want to keep them as the true barometer.
I’m batting less than .250 with this person. Probably far less but I’m still...
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shariv67:
Roger (the dog): Give me a cookie.
Me: No. The doctor says you’re too fat.
Roger: I don’t give a shit. Just give me the fucking cookie.
Me: But I want you to live to a ripe old age because I love you very much.
Roger: Look lady, you took my balls. The least you can do is indulge me once in a…
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Yeah, I'm a little sensitive about it.
fishfacemcgee replied to your photo: Shuffle
Your handwriting sucks balls, Buck.
But I feel a little better now. Thanks.
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If men could get pregnant, Republicans would make abortions tax deductible.
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Sheldon Adelson, the billionaire casino owner, is now the poster boy for what’s terribly wrong with our campaign-finance system. Adelson, you may recall, had, before the South Carolina Republican primary, donated $5 million to the pro-Gingrich Super Pac “Winning Our Future” – giving Newt a pile…
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Small rant. Pay no mind.
I can’t wait until this disgusting “bitches and hos” pimp thing plays itself out and it’s cool again to have a brain in your fucking head. Someday, respect and self-respect will make a comeback. I hope I live long enough to see the day.
Deep breaths. Deep breaths.
