For the love of a lousy buck...

"I saw thousands
who could have overcome the darkness
For the love of a lousy buck
I watched them die"
-Bob Dylan

April 23, 2014 at 10:02am
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purplebullfinch asked: Not to be a wet blanket, but my Kickstarter to have Dylan play at your wedding reception is not going well.

Keep trying because the one funding a monkey playing an accordion is apparently kicking ass. 

9:13am
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roseprognosis asked: Congrats congrats congrats to both you and Lori. Wishing you guys the best from here on out.

Thanks so much. We’re thrilled and excited and I’m very lucky.

April 22, 2014 at 2:41pm
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On the Golden Gate Bridge.  She said YES (and what took you so long). We’re so happy!

On the Golden Gate Bridge. She said YES (and what took you so long). We’re so happy!

9:45am
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(Source: idkcake, via pluckycontrarian)

April 21, 2014 at 5:30pm
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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on AT&T.

I recently told a story here about a recent trip to my AT&T store. Today, I was back trying to get my sons’ phones transferred to my account.

No can do.

Apparently the boys had too many late fees so their account is frozen. Nothing can be changed. So even though they paid a ton of late fees to AT&T and even though we were attempting to transfer billing to a (ahem) more responsible party (me), they told us to pound sand. That was bad enough but the fact it took 3 hours to get to the “fuck you” was the crusher.

I was going to reprise my role as The Asshole but why bother. I know all the carriers are the same but still. The runaround is crazy.

AT&T GUY: OK. This plan is amazing. It’ll cost you almost nothing. Almost nothing per month. Who can argue with that? Almost nothing. Almost nothing is unheard of in the industry.

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12:39pm
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We live in the golden age of running an idea into the ground.

A few years ago, if you thought of a funny phrase, you’d print t-shirts maybe. Like the guy who thought of “Imagine Whirled Peas.” You print a shirt with a plate of peas and the caption. People chuckle and buy the shirt.

Now, the same guy tweets it. It gets retweeted and reblogged. It’s everywhere. You can’t avoid it. The guy is the king of the internet for six hours. Then people get tired of it and it’s dead.

11:48am
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tastefullyoffensive:

[@tedalexandro]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@tedalexandro]

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11:03am
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n-j-d:

you-are-not-ready-for-this-jelly:

touch, feel, lose
and cry, cry, cry

One of the best live performances I’ve seen on YouTube.

Raw and Ragged Ryan is the best Ryan.

(via its-onlygene)

April 20, 2014 at 11:41am
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taliabobalia:

my uncle is checking his voicemail

The phone. The cigar. The wood grain wheel. This is me in 20 years. OK, now. Shut up.

taliabobalia:

my uncle is checking his voicemail

The phone. The cigar. The wood grain wheel. This is me in 20 years. OK, now. Shut up.